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Minus Moist Foods presents

Dried Cow logo: a cow standing under an umbrella

DRIED COW

Premium cut beef jerky

Just because something identifies as jerky, doesn’t make it DRIED COW.

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  • Republican Rations
  • Fewer Ingredients. More Better.
  • Known to cure veganism*
  • Only 3 ingredients
  • May reduce liberal tendencies*
  • Zero added sugar

What’s in the bag

Fewer Ingredients.
More Better.

Most jerky reads like a chemistry test. Ours reads like a grocery list for someone in a hurry.

Only 3ingredients Certifiedketo Zeroadded sugar
  1. 01
    Premium-cut beef

    Real, whole cuts of beef. Not pressed, chopped, or formed.

  2. 02
    Pink Himalayan salt

    The brine that does the heavy lifting.

  3. 03
    One pepper

    Rainbow peppercorns, jalapeño, or habanero. Pick your fight.

Not in the bag: added sugar, soy, or anything you’d have to look up.

The lineup

Three flavors.
Zero compromises.

Republican Rations. Standard issue in 3 oz bags.

Dried Cow label: Pink Himalayan Salt and Rainbow Peppercorns
Flagship

Pink Himalayan Salt & Rainbow Peppercorns

The original. Pink salt and cracked rainbow peppercorns, and nothing else getting in the way of the beef.

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Dried Cow label: Pink Himalayan Salt and Jalapeño

Pink Himalayan Salt & Jalapeño

Green, bright, and just enough kick to make you reach for another piece.

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Dried Cow label: Pink Himalayan Salt and Habanero

Pink Himalayan Salt & Habanero

For people who think jalapeño is a garnish. You were warned.

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Dried Cow: Fewer Ingredients. More Better.

Why it exists

For many years, I have been keto and finding snacks has always been a challenge. After repeated failure trying to find jerky made with real cuts of beef with no added sugar, soy, or other undesirable ingredients, I started making my own and it’s the best beef jerky I’ve ever had.

Jeremy FrugeFounder, Minus Moist Foods

Side effect: eating Dried Cow has been known to cure veganism.*

Also coming from Minus Moist Foods

DRIED FISH

Human-grade dog & cat treat

One ingredient. No added salt. No preservatives. Because the dog deserves better than mystery chews, too.

Later. Cow first.

Dried Fish label: human-grade dog and cat treat